I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

You mean like sparkly .. Like Edward ? .. I don’t see how thaats any better ..

dylanshamy:

i dare you!!111!!!

dylanshamy:

i dare you!!111!!!

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Sign Advertises the Zombie Protection Benefits of Buying a Boat
But that’ll only work until the zombies buy boats too.

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Sign Advertises the Zombie Protection Benefits of Buying a Boat

But that’ll only work until the zombies buy boats too.